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the word "panto" specifically means a rock spider or paedo, but can be used to describe anything that is sexually disgusting or dodgy.

it was born out of the extremely suspicious english theatre called pantomime with dialogues like:
"where is he??... '
"look behind you! he's behind you!!!"
"where?"
"behind you!!"
check out that guy ordering a happy meal... totally panto!
panto by Anti-panto January 11, 2009
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Whilst the girl played footsie like a schoolgirl with the boy, she had a panto.

I just panto-d. Damn.
panto by yellowcracker October 7, 2010
doing something totally ridiculous, or trying to rip someone off, or simply doing something illogical which gets many people angry.
also: the act of pulling a PANTO
PURVU: ''YO REX WANNA HIT THE CLUB AND FIND SOME HOT BITCHES?!''
REX: I DON'T KNOW MAN I'D RATHER NOT
PURVU: AH COME ON MAN! YOUR PULLING ANOTHER PANTO!
PANTO by Psychadellic August 4, 2008
Panto is a 5’7 foot fat fuck that has an extremely thick neck, it is so thick that half of our country goes and slaps it.
Sen neter panto adamsan
panto by Nigg3rballs August 13, 2025

panto klamo goatpen 

the original that guy, the dude who ruins all your pictures making a funny face in the background
Damn that Panto Klamo Goatpen not one good picture on this memory card He ruined every picture of the party from Friday night
panto klamo goatpen by Pantomatic February 11, 2009

panto hado

Fried bread. Great served with pasta or other saucy dishes.
We are having spaghetti and ponto hado tonight.
panto hado by Rio January 22, 2005

panto-pedo

A person or character who, whether purposefully, or by accident, exhibits characteristics (physical or otherwise) usually associated with a pantomime villain. And could seem to have a particularly sinister interest in children.
Dave looks like the child-catcher in Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang. He's such a panto-pedo!
panto-pedo by Widowtwankey October 22, 2009
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