PAAT
Passive-Aggressive Advantageous Traits. Meant for people who don't like to admit they have issues. Just call them PAATs instead!
Person A: Dude you have some serious issues.
Person B: They're not issues, they're PAATs. Stop being so inconsiderate.
Person B: They're not issues, they're PAATs. Stop being so inconsiderate.
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