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1. PAATING (proper noun) is the nickname of a highly skilled and accurate thrower.

2. PAATING (adjective) is also the sound of an object when it hits its intended target, which if you are PAATING(1.) is very often.

3. To PAATING,(verb) being able to hit an object with a throw that seems highly improbable.
1. PAATING, you never miss do you?

2. He threw it at the post and it just went PAATING!

3. Go on man PAATING the post.
paating by yobti April 24, 2009
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Days-Of-Future-Pasting

When a movie in a series has events that nullify the events shown in some or all of the preceding movies.

Taken from the 2014 film X-Men: Days Of Future Past where events in the film cancelled out 5 of the preceding 6 films (X-Men 1, 2, 3, Origins, The Wolverine).
"Hey, man; have you seen the new trailer for Terminator: Genisys? If old Arnie is going back to confront young Arnie, then Paramount Pictures are Days-Of-Future-Pasting the other four movies."
When toothpaste is applied to the nipples, often resulting in highs lasting an hour or so.
Student 1: "Hey did you do the homework last night?"
Student 2: "No man I tried pasting."
Student 1: "I heard about that! how was it???"
Student 2: "Amazing man...Amazing"
pasting by themoreyouno May 6, 2012
Paaping is used when someone knows that you are scared or in trouble if you are in a bad situation and one of your friends is scared for his life you call that paaping this slang word is used in Southern Africa
Stop paaping it will be ok
paaping by The main koppler March 23, 2020
Putting toothpaste on one's nipples with the intent of getting lightheaded or high.
Johnny was out of weed so he started pasting to get his fix.

My father cut me off after he found out I was pasting.
pasting by Broseph_Isa May 6, 2012

Patting Your Horse 

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’