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joshua paat 

Joshua Paat was a psychologist who developed a new type of psychological disorder and eventually published his findings on his disorder.

Joshua Paat syndrome: A psychological disorder that causes an individual to become feminine and develops an extremely large head. Creates a tendency to insult others to boost one's own confidence. Often times will revert to child-like behavior, i.e. playing pokemon games.

History: The disease was named after a psychologist named Joshua Paat who first developed the disease after failing his first psychology course.
His strange behavior is probably caused by Joshua Paat.
joshua paat by Jacob Guerrero April 1, 2010
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A common name for a young, prepubescent child, who begs his/her parents for money, so he can buy accounts for the MMORPG, known as "Runescape"
Brownie: Dude, Anthony is such a paatant
sword-ace: yeah, man, he sucked my dick for 5 dollars, so he could buy more accounts.
paatant by Brownie12149 December 2, 2007
A form strong male, kind, intelligent and smart, he’s every woman’s dream guy. His knowledge of how to handle a woman in the bedroom adheres many of them to him, did I mention he’s also a rich and has a 45 inch horse cock
I need an Paata in my life

That Paata guy absolutely destroyed my ass last night
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1. PAATING (proper noun) is the nickname of a highly skilled and accurate thrower.

2. PAATING (adjective) is also the sound of an object when it hits its intended target, which if you are PAATING(1.) is very often.

3. To PAATING,(verb) being able to hit an object with a throw that seems highly improbable.
1. PAATING, you never miss do you?

2. He threw it at the post and it just went PAATING!

3. Go on man PAATING the post.
paating by yobti April 24, 2009
(n.) a South African slang term for marijuana.

(v.) to smoke marijuana.
(ad.) to be high (paatched)
“Dude let’s go paatch?”
“Bet.”
*20mins later*
“Yoh dude I am so paatched!”
“Eh bra same yoh.”
Paatch by KingCorelli May 21, 2019
A childish preteen who spends his life's money on RuneScape Accounts.
That kid is such a paatant, look at him buying pixels!
paatant by sword ace December 2, 2007
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