p3nis

wordH4x0r/word term for male genitalia.

B0b h4s 4 5m411 p3nis

by NullZilla August 13, 2003

p3nis

something thats llwait oh no ooooo its comimggggg. the PENNNIIIISSSSSSS help savee yourself bhideyour kids. pleaaaeseee

"hey whats that thing coming down the street?! "ITS A PENNNNIIIISSSSS!!!!!!!!!!... hehe P3nis

by P3nis hehe June 24, 2025

P3nis Laz0r

Penis Lazor A Long Bright Lazor That Shoots Out Of A Males Penis During an Aha! Moment.

"OMG HIS P3nis Laz0r IS SOO BRIGHT IT BURNS MY EYES!"

by tbone2wenty3 May 7, 2009

Guacamole nigga penis

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Pilgrim Penis

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017

penis travelogues

a male's tales of amorous adventure

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010