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p3nis
something thats llwait oh no ooooo its comimggggg. the PENNNIIIISSSSSSS help savee yourself bhideyour kids. pleaaaeseee
p3nis by P3nis hehe June 24, 2025
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P3nis Laz0r
P3nis Laz0r by tbone2wenty3 May 7, 2009
Guacamole nigga penis
Some real nigga shit
Guacamole nigga penis by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019
puff penis
A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.
Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."
puff penis by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017
penis travelogues
Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.
penis travelogues by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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