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Johnson Oyefesobi
Biggest greyting known to man, waffles on the daily, only wants to associate with greytings, no flavour, gasses himself on cod for kills when he just finesses his teammates kills, think he’s the shit when really he’s just a manipulative toxic gemini male.
Johnson Oyefesobi by Chantelle Richmond July 8, 2020
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Onefour • #onefer • Onefacer • Onefer • onefive • OneForAllFullCowlinn • onefounded • OnefromCodeMENT • OneFuckingDay • onefutecarpetin
Onefour
An Australian group of drill artists that I came across they other day. There are actually really good man.
Onefour by KindofSolid66 August 7, 2019
Onefour
An Australian Rap group A.K.A The most popular drillers in Australia, they have multiple youngins sure to shank you if you talk shit.
Onefour by WHYISEVERYDAMNNAMETAKEN November 28, 2019
onefutecarpetin
onn-fúü-teh-karpet-íñ
1. The perfect way to cheat someone out of a hard fought game of scrabble, by going over the top and using all of one's pieces to cover the entire board just because hewas "abstract" with a word too when he was really stuck and needed some help (I mean really, just when life needs to cut you a break it goes and kicks you back down into the mud and then proceeds to poke you in the eye and hurl matriarchal abuse in your general direction).
2. A nonsense word/phrase (eg. "Rama-lama-ding-dong", or "Give peace a chance")
3. See "cheating"
1. The perfect way to cheat someone out of a hard fought game of scrabble, by going over the top and using all of one's pieces to cover the entire board just because hewas "abstract" with a word too when he was really stuck and needed some help (I mean really, just when life needs to cut you a break it goes and kicks you back down into the mud and then proceeds to poke you in the eye and hurl matriarchal abuse in your general direction).
2. A nonsense word/phrase (eg. "Rama-lama-ding-dong", or "Give peace a chance")
3. See "cheating"
H: Hey, I'm going to cheat. How about "onefutecarpetin", that's an unrealistic word and it's worth about 140 points!
M: No! Cheating is wrong!
H: {evil laugh} I'm going to do it anyway, because I hate society and fair-play {repeats evil laugh}. Death to The West!
M: No! Cheating is wrong!
H: {evil laugh} I'm going to do it anyway, because I hate society and fair-play {repeats evil laugh}. Death to The West!
onefutecarpetin by The One and Only Anonymouse July 24, 2009
Onefer
When you had the opportunity to get a two for one deal, but you acted too late and didn’t receive the deal in time, but you still insisted on keeping your ego intact by implying a second option to your first to feel better.
Person 1: Hey bro I’ll get you a deal for two tickets to a Jay Z concert but you have to purchase it now or else.
Person 2: Ok yeah sure I’ll get it next week.
Person 1: you have to get it now or you’ll be an idiot.
Person 2: Darn I missed it, oh well than I’ll get a onefer deal since it’s all I can do now.
Person 2: Ok yeah sure I’ll get it next week.
Person 1: you have to get it now or you’ll be an idiot.
Person 2: Darn I missed it, oh well than I’ll get a onefer deal since it’s all I can do now.
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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swamp dog
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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