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Johnson Oyefesobi
Biggest greyting known to man, waffles on the daily, only wants to associate with greytings, no flavour, gasses himself on cod for kills when he just finesses his teammates kills, think he’s the shit when really he’s just a manipulative toxic gemini male.
Johnson Oyefesobi by Chantelle Richmond July 8, 2020
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An Australian group of drill artists that I came across they other day. There are actually really good man.
Onefour by KindofSolid66 August 7, 2019
onefutecarpetin
onn-fúü-teh-karpet-íñ
1. The perfect way to cheat someone out of a hard fought game of scrabble, by going over the top and using all of one's pieces to cover the entire board just because hewas "abstract" with a word too when he was really stuck and needed some help (I mean really, just when life needs to cut you a break it goes and kicks you back down into the mud and then proceeds to poke you in the eye and hurl matriarchal abuse in your general direction).
2. A nonsense word/phrase (eg. "Rama-lama-ding-dong", or "Give peace a chance")
3. See "cheating"
1. The perfect way to cheat someone out of a hard fought game of scrabble, by going over the top and using all of one's pieces to cover the entire board just because hewas "abstract" with a word too when he was really stuck and needed some help (I mean really, just when life needs to cut you a break it goes and kicks you back down into the mud and then proceeds to poke you in the eye and hurl matriarchal abuse in your general direction).
2. A nonsense word/phrase (eg. "Rama-lama-ding-dong", or "Give peace a chance")
3. See "cheating"
H: Hey, I'm going to cheat. How about "onefutecarpetin", that's an unrealistic word and it's worth about 140 points!
M: No! Cheating is wrong!
H: {evil laugh} I'm going to do it anyway, because I hate society and fair-play {repeats evil laugh}. Death to The West!
M: No! Cheating is wrong!
H: {evil laugh} I'm going to do it anyway, because I hate society and fair-play {repeats evil laugh}. Death to The West!
onefutecarpetin by The One and Only Anonymouse July 24, 2009
Onefer
When you had the opportunity to get a two for one deal, but you acted too late and didn’t receive the deal in time, but you still insisted on keeping your ego intact by implying a second option to your first to feel better.
Person 1: Hey bro I’ll get you a deal for two tickets to a Jay Z concert but you have to purchase it now or else.
Person 2: Ok yeah sure I’ll get it next week.
Person 1: you have to get it now or you’ll be an idiot.
Person 2: Darn I missed it, oh well than I’ll get a onefer deal since it’s all I can do now.
Person 2: Ok yeah sure I’ll get it next week.
Person 1: you have to get it now or you’ll be an idiot.
Person 2: Darn I missed it, oh well than I’ll get a onefer deal since it’s all I can do now.