onn-fúü-teh-karpet-íñ

1. The perfect way to cheat someone out of a hard fought game of scrabble, by going over the top and using all of one's pieces to cover the entire board just because hewas "abstract" with a word too when he was really stuck and needed some help (I mean really, just when life needs to cut you a break it goes and kicks you back down into the mud and then proceeds to poke you in the eye and hurl matriarchal abuse in your general direction).

2. A nonsense word/phrase (eg. "Rama-lama-ding-dong", or "Give peace a chance")
3. See "cheating"

H: Hey, I'm going to cheat. How about "onefutecarpetin", that's an unrealistic word and it's worth about 140 points!
M: No! Cheating is wrong!
H: {evil laugh} I'm going to do it anyway, because I hate society and fair-play {repeats evil laugh}. Death to The West!

onefutecarpetin by The One and Only Anonymouse July 24, 2009

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Onefer

When you had the opportunity to get a two for one deal, but you acted too late and didn’t receive the deal in time, but you still insisted on keeping your ego intact by implying a second option to your first to feel better.

Person 1: Hey bro I’ll get you a deal for two tickets to a Jay Z concert but you have to purchase it now or else.

Person 2: Ok yeah sure I’ll get it next week.

Person 1: you have to get it now or you’ll be an idiot.

Person 2: Darn I missed it, oh well than I’ll get a onefer deal since it’s all I can do now.

Onefer by Audiq5cbr May 29, 2018

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otne

Henati or anime pussy

You got that otne ready for baby for me?

otne by Whaabc May 2, 2017

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