Onefer

When you had the opportunity to get a two for one deal, but you acted too late and didn’t receive the deal in time, but you still insisted on keeping your ego intact by implying a second option to your first to feel better.

Person 1: Hey bro I’ll get you a deal for two tickets to a Jay Z concert but you have to purchase it now or else.

Person 2: Ok yeah sure I’ll get it next week.

Person 1: you have to get it now or you’ll be an idiot.

Person 2: Darn I missed it, oh well than I’ll get a onefer deal since it’s all I can do now.

by Audiq5cbr May 29, 2018

#onefer

When you had the opportunity to get a two for one deal, but you acted too late and didn’t receive the deal in time, but you still insisted on keeping your ego intact by implying a second option to your first to feel better.

Person 1: Hey bro I’ll get you a deal for two tickets to a Jay Z concert but you have to purchase it now or else.

Person 2: Ok yeah sure I’ll get it next week.

Person 1: you have to get it now or you’ll be an idiot.

Person 2: Darn I missed it, oh well than I’ll get a #onefer deal since it’s all I can do now.

by Audiq5cbr December 4, 2018

Onederland

When dieters go from weighing two or three hundred pounds down to 199 or less, they have reached Onederland.

When Jared started his diet he weighed 220 pounds. After losing thirty pounds on Weight Watchers, he realized he had entered Onederland.

by lubridan May 14, 2010

Oneer

An absolute madlad. He is very cool but sometimes is too obsessed with pick-up lines.

That guy is an Oneer.

So cool! Just make sure he doesnt use a pick-up line on you.

by GajarKaHalwa September 8, 2020

Oneversation

When a man talks solely about himself while out on a date with a woman, he doesn’t ask any questions and makes no leads to allow the woman to express her opinion.

The date ended in total disappointment as Barry proceeded to have a oneversation all evening.

by Purple Polly September 17, 2010

oneper

An obese person whose body fat exceeds the usual capacity of a seat on public transport: ONE butt cheek PER seat.

Hey, Annie! Check out that ONEPER who just sat down over there! They should definitely pay for two tickets.

by summerbree May 4, 2022

Onepercenter

The 1% who are the richest Americans and who buy our congressmen and run our government.

I do believe that during most of America's history, most of our presidents have been "selected" by the "OnePerCenters", however, the 99PerCenters still believed it was our choice. Now, we know otherwise.

by Chimp999 April 24, 2011