#onefer

When you had the opportunity to get a two for one deal, but you acted too late and didn’t receive the deal in time, but you still insisted on keeping your ego intact by implying a second option to your first to feel better.

Person 1: Hey bro I’ll get you a deal for two tickets to a Jay Z concert but you have to purchase it now or else.

Person 2: Ok yeah sure I’ll get it next week.

Person 1: you have to get it now or you’ll be an idiot.

Person 2: Darn I missed it, oh well than I’ll get a #onefer deal since it’s all I can do now.

#onefer by Audiq5cbr December 4, 2018