overthinking

Thinking on something way too deeply, almost always much more than you need.It is like windows defender, it eats your cpu for not much benefit.Overthinkers are often also daydreamers as well.They are worrying about not being perfect or something going terribly wrong.

*just left my house* I've got my purse, car key and where is my water bottle? Did I forgot my headphones? Did I leave any lights on? Did I... FUCK I missed the bus stop overthinking you are doing this for 20 years stop please

overthinking by someone with too much anxiety May 28, 2021

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overthinking hooper

A teenage boy that lives in a first world country and overthinks the problems in his life and thinks he’s the main character; usually a baller and plays 2K and FIFA

John: Bro, my PS5 got delayed a month because of these dropshippers. I hate my life and all my enemies, soon I’ll become better than them and they can admire my sigma greatness.
Dylan: John you’re from the United States with a loving family and your dad makes 200k a year. Quit being such an overthinking hooper.

overthinking hooper by bruhhhmyballshurt July 15, 2023

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overthinkingmonkeypoop

Someone (usually a girl) that thinks too much and in turn, making things more difficult than it should.

Vince: So what did you do today?
Irene: Well, I wanted to go do yoga, but then I weight out my options, listed them out, and figured that I could either go to yoga or stay at work and finish my project while spending time with co-workers but probably need to go to yoga since I feel so out of shape.
Vince: ......

5 hours later...

Vince: So what did you end up doing?
Irene: Oh I just baked a cake instead...
Vince: You overthinkingmonkeypoop!

overthinkingmonkeypoop by The Womanizer March 13, 2009

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