ostricj

when you spell ostrich wrong and spell ostricj instead

hmm lets put ostrich in the urban dictionary ( types ostricj instead ) damn it.

by WhyDoesEveryoneKeepTakingMyNam December 9, 2022

Ostrich Tar

What you throw up after tossing sombodies salad.

This morning my bed was covered in Ostrich Tar because of all the butt holes I ate out last night.

by King Kenedy June 5, 2005

Oozing her ostrich

This is the final stage of a woman playing with herself . It means for her to have a MASSIVE orgasm after playing with herself .

Massive orgasm on a woman .

by Hef September 5, 2005

ostricia

a crusty ostrich-human who will guide your hand to their cooch whenever they have the chance. named after their "gurl plz is you mad cuz my pussy pops severely and yours don't" expression which they pass off as their singing face, but don't be fooled; it's really because they lost their pants.

"hey, that girl seems pretty nice, should i go talk to her?"
"DUDE no she's a total ostricia, your pants will be gone by tomorrow don't do it!"

by cringleberry December 17, 2014

Ostrich Rape

When an ostrich rapes you

Ostrich rape is a huge problem in The Savannah of Africa.

by Anustart July 30, 2016

Ostrich Kick

A powerful forward thrusting kick, similar to that of what an ostrich does when cornered. It can be a potential deathblow when the ostrich does it, but not necessarily as bad when a human does it.

friend 1: I heard a pitbull was chasing you yesterday. What happened?
friend 2: Yeah, I ran for about a block and got tired so i turned around and ostrich kicked it in the face. It lived, but it was still out cold when i passed the street an hour later.
friend 1: i guess it won't be chasing anyone again for a long time.

by ChainBelt October 30, 2008

OstrichCamel

The concept of a man or woman who has both sexual reproductive organs mixed into a single, convenient & complex organ. A person with an OstrichCamel can cause their penis to protrude out of their vagina or retract it back in, thus revealing their OstrichCamel.

Despite rumor, this does not enable the host to act as an asexual being. However, two hosts who both have OstrichCamels have more control over intercourse in the following ways: (1) the ability to choose the baby’s gender (with concentration) and, (2) When one person retracts their penis into their vagina, the other person's penis automatically protrudes.

Ron: "You have an OstrichCamel?”
Susan: “Is that going to be a problem?”
Ron: “Nah. Just keep it in vagina mode when you’re with me.”

Dr. Jackson: "Why doesn't it hurt you when I kick your balls?"
Homeless man: "Because I have an OstrichCamel."
Dr. Jackson: "Oh ok."

by tothewillymobile October 4, 2010