ostricia 

a crusty ostrich-human who will guide your hand to their cooch whenever they have the chance. named after their "gurl plz is you mad cuz my pussy pops severely and yours don't" expression which they pass off as their singing face, but don't be fooled; it's really because they lost their pants.

"hey, that girl seems pretty nice, should i go talk to her?"
"DUDE no she's a total ostricia, your pants will be gone by tomorrow don't do it!"

ostricia by cringleberry December 17, 2014

ostrichacize 

To become or come to resemble an ostrich

Charlie angered his fellow wizards, so they decided to ostrichacize him.

ostrichacize by GrammarFTW April 11, 2010

Ostrichata 

The phenomenon of a piñata shaped like an ostrich, or in rarer cases: an ostrich shaped like a piñata

A childrens birthday turned fatal when the ostrichata got loose and killed everyone. They should have bought a piñata shaped like an ostrich - not an ostrich shaped like a piñata. Noob.

Ostrichata by MRWLOFS May 16, 2018

ostricized 

verb. When playing pick-up football games on the weekends, the act of a defense player hitting and offensive player low and the offensive player flipping forward and landing headfirst in the dirt. The act is similar to an ostrich putting his head into the ground.

After talking smack throughout the whole game, he returned the kickoff and and ran straight at the target of his words, only to be ostricized and receive a face full of dirt, embarrassing him in front of his peers.

ostricized by Rukkus002 September 12, 2010

ostricisation 

The severe poking with a hand formation which can only be compared to an ostrich's head. Most often used on the testicular area with extreme force.

A common variation is the ostrich head which involves groin punching.

I'm going to ostricise you.
I believe it is time for testicular ostricisation.

ostricisation by Mr. Ostrich May 7, 2004

ostricious 

An adjective that describes sth / jmd. That is pronounced exquisite / good / perfect.

"My friend Rozafa is really ostricious!"

ostricious by schnurzel July 25, 2017

ostricity

The quality of having ones head buried in sand.

The average level of attention and the strength of “ostricity” are greater in males and in wealthier investors.

- George Loewenstein

ostricity by gernt2 February 19, 2018