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ostracised ostrich
ostracised ostrich by ostrich society 2.0 September 16, 2020
ostricized
verb. When playing pick-up football games on the weekends, the act of a defense player hitting and offensive player low and the offensive player flipping forward and landing headfirst in the dirt. The act is similar to an ostrich putting his head into the ground.
After talking smack throughout the whole game, he returned the kickoff and and ran straight at the target of his words, only to be ostricized and receive a face full of dirt, embarrassing him in front of his peers.
ostricized by Rukkus002 September 12, 2010
ostracized
What happens to old men when they inevitibly develop "long balls". Their nutsack looks like an upside-down ostrich head as viewed from behind.
When I saw grandpa's drooping ballsack hanging out of his bermuda shorts,I asked him what was wrong with him,he said; "Son,when you turn 70 you automatically become ostracized."
ostracized by wolfbait51 January 27, 2011
ostracize
ostracize by Compton Computer Salesman April 10, 2005
ostracize
To find and place an ostrich in a strategic logcation that inevitably lead to its attacking an enemy
ostracize by fireguy2513 August 4, 2007
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