3 definitions by Bruins mallow

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A couple that is glued together at the lips at all times creating a long tube anus to anus.
The annoying couple was deemed an asshole couple when they kissed non-stop pissing everyone off.
by Bruins mallow August 04, 2015
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The state of intoxication that leads to a syllable change in the word officer when attempting to communicate with your local PD.
Wha-zeems to be the problem Ossiffer?

"Take her away boys, this is a serious case of Ossification"
by Bruins mallow July 08, 2019
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When you slowly loose all you papers before the are due.
I have an F cause of vanishing grades
by Bruins mallow November 11, 2014
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