3 definitions by Bruins mallow

The state of intoxication that leads to a syllable change in the word officer when attempting to communicate with your local PD.
Wha-zeems to be the problem Ossiffer?

"Take her away boys, this is a serious case of Ossification"
by Bruins mallow July 8, 2019
A couple that is glued together at the lips at all times creating a long tube anus to anus.
The annoying couple was deemed an asshole couple when they kissed non-stop pissing everyone off.
by Bruins mallow August 5, 2015
When you slowly loose all you papers before the are due.
I have an F cause of vanishing grades
by Bruins mallow November 12, 2014