Orsification

The process by which one transcends surface pleasures to seek a state of being that both uses and expands upon predisposed limitations to surpass any cornerstone and realize a vision far greater than oneself.

Don't be mad, it's orsification, with patience and persistence, your time will come.

Orsification by thelonelypoetic August 7, 2018

Ownificationism 

The act of owning. The belief that being better at something than someone else makes you a superior human being. Most often practised by people involved with the internet.

Did you see that headshot? Ownificationism!
That guy is unbelievable, that's ownification(ism) on a brand new level!

Ownificationism by Kakevoldtekt December 20, 2010

Ossofication 

The act of being Ossofied. To be reamed out beyond its limits.

After the girl received some serious ossofication, she had to go the hospital to get stitched up.

Ossofication by Tiffany Wolfe April 28, 2007

horsification 

A word that was coined on a brilliant essay that receieved a 1 during the 1993 AP Literature exam. The student who wrote this essay asserted that since May Swenson's human speaker from "The Centaur" assumed horselike attributes rather than human ones, the word "personification" was irrelevant, thus "horsification" took its place.

Intro: Was May Swenson on drugs when she wrote this?!

horsification by Katsu May 7, 2005

Worsification 

The composition of bad poetry.

I once liked a girl
Who liked Shakespeare.
So I wrote her a poem
About Mcdonalds.
She promptly berated me
for my worsification.
I was dumped before it began.

Worsification by CraneTrainWrecker February 19, 2012

Worsification 

The state of suffering between two soulmates, separated by distance for a time, where each day apart feels harder than the last.

They knew they would one day be married, yet the daily worsification made it difficult to stay focused on the blissful future to come

Worsification by Head Quarters February 24, 2020

Oncification

Once off occasion, only happens once ever.

"Fine Richard I will give you head, however, this is a oncification".

Oncification by ZenPooh January 3, 2022