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Assification 

The process by which you assify something.

The act of overdoing something to the point it where you have created crap.
Thanks for the complete assification of that poster.

Now that the assification is complete wait and see it all go to hell.
Assification by XpideR G August 6, 2009
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assification 

the misuse by UCLA professors of the term "acidification" during academic lectures on concerning the pH of ocean water.

the gradual increase in obtaining ass
oceans continue to assify

increased assification in the oceans

Self - Assification 

To make an ass out of yourself to get out of a horrible situation.
The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.

"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."

"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"

asiafication 

the hell does this word even mean
Asiafication surgery. Now I've googled this, and there are no results. Like, nothing explains what the heck this is.

yassification 

The act of making someone or something gayer or more girlboss.
Alyssa went through yassification and now listens to Azelia Banks.
yassification by certified twink December 23, 2021

yassification 

yassification means that it's like so much better than everything else and you can't do anything about it. also it's gay
Elton John is the yassification of Billy Joel.
yassification by yaass queen March 23, 2021
Word of the Day on November 16, 2021

yassification 

the action of making something more like spicier or casting your yass spell.
red taylors version is the yassification of red
yassification by poopianna November 16, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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