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Ownificationism 

The act of owning. The belief that being better at something than someone else makes you a superior human being. Most often practised by people involved with the internet.
Did you see that headshot? Ownificationism!
That guy is unbelievable, that's ownification(ism) on a brand new level!
Ownificationism by Kakevoldtekt December 20, 2010

Ossofication 

The act of being Ossofied. To be reamed out beyond its limits.
After the girl received some serious ossofication, she had to go the hospital to get stitched up.
Ossofication by Tiffany Wolfe April 28, 2007

Oncification

Once off occasion, only happens once ever.
"Fine Richard I will give you head, however, this is a oncification".
Oncification by ZenPooh January 3, 2022

Ossificationsville 

The condition of being so set in ones ways that nothing gets into your brain any more.
What's the prognosis doctor? Ossificationsville of the central nervous system - your head is dead Fred.
Ossificationsville by plat0 May 30, 2010

Orsification

The process by which one transcends surface pleasures to seek a state of being that both uses and expands upon predisposed limitations to surpass any cornerstone and realize a vision far greater than oneself.
Don't be mad, it's orsification, with patience and persistence, your time will come.
Orsification by thelonelypoetic August 7, 2018

Ossification 

The state of intoxication that leads to a syllable change in the word officer when attempting to communicate with your local PD.
Wha-zeems to be the problem Ossiffer?

"Take her away boys, this is a serious case of Ossification"