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Orgasmoic 

An adjective to be used for only the greatest things in your day to day life. It is a different level of greatness than orgasmic because it's so good that it must be from a different time and place. It's like comparing orgasms in your life now to those first orgasms when you were in grade/middle school where you didn't know wtf was happening to your body. They just don't compare.
The Gyro platter that Travis enjoyed today for lunch was orgasmoic.

The feeling Justin gets from a Chinatown rub-n-tug is orgasmoic.
Orgasmoic by Triplex Travis December 13, 2008

orgasmeister 

The orgasmeister, also known as the chosen one, is the only one who can make your girl cum faster than Bill Cosby did while watching the audition tapes for sesame street. Essentially, an extremely sexy male can call himself "the orgasmeister".
Person 1: "Bro, Gracie totally creamed herself when she saw how long my tongue is."

Person 2: "Bro shut the fuck up."
Person 1: "Hey don't take it personally, this is why they call me the Orgasmeister."
orgasmeister by TheOrgasmeister March 16, 2021

Orgasmanised

A word used to describe the elated feeling one encounters having completed an organised sexual act!
To be organised with ones sex life or to plan out the next time you Arm wrestle with the one eyed vessel or badger the witness.
Since Michelle got orgasmanised all she seems to do have a big smile on her face and walk with a slight limp likes she been competing in a Rodeo.
Orgasmanised by Deanybott May 21, 2018

orgasmotastic 

orgasmotastic (or gaz mO tas tik) adj. -
1. an adjective used to describe something that is as good as or better than an orgasm. 2. anything that is analogous to an orgasm.
This soda is orgasmotastic.

Your mom's cooking is orgasmotastically orgasmotastic.

orgasmacist 

When you give her/him/them/they an orgasm so intense, their eyes roll back into their head and the head starts spinning... You have reached level: Orgasmacist
I gave her an orgasm so good this morning, she called me an Orgasmacist.
orgasmacist by JamfSlayer July 21, 2020

orgasmijism 

The substance/moment that can only be created/achieved when the female and male climax at exactly the same time.
We have so much inner connection that we experience orgasmijism every time we have sex.

Oh my gawd, we just created orgasmijism for the first time. Fantastic.
orgasmijism by chien-ellipsoid March 21, 2009