orgasmacist

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When you give her/him/them/they an orgasm so intense, their eyes roll back into their head and the head starts spinning... You have reached level: Orgasmacist

I gave her an orgasm so good this morning, she called me an Orgasmacist.

orgasmacist by JamfSlayer July 21, 2020

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orgasmatastic

Something so great that it could inspire an orgasm.

Eating chocolate cake can be orgasmatastic for pregnant women.

orgasmatastic by Nick December 24, 2003

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orgasmacist • orgasmacited • orgasmatastic • orgasmeister • orgasmist • orgasmamints • Orgasmanised • Orgasmapiss • orgasmarithic • Orgasmasstastical

orgasmatastic

when something (nonsexual) is so fantastic it causes a sensation similar to an orgasm.

I listened to that new song and it was so orgasmatastic I jizzed in my pants.

Ah dude the way she dances is so orgasmatastic.

orgasmatastic by MEKKAZZA139 February 3, 2013

orgasmeister

The orgasmeister, also known as the chosen one, is the only one who can make your girl cum faster than Bill Cosby did while watching the audition tapes for sesame street. Essentially, an extremely sexy male can call himself "the orgasmeister".

Person 1: "Bro, Gracie totally creamed herself when she saw how long my tongue is."

Person 2: "Bro shut the fuck up."
Person 1: "Hey don't take it personally, this is why they call me the Orgasmeister."

orgasmeister by TheOrgasmeister March 16, 2021

orgasmacited

so excited it's like having an orgasm

I am so excited to eat this chocolate, i am like ORGASMACITED!

orgasmacited by cheesy5444 June 26, 2004

Orgasmanised

A word used to describe the elated feeling one encounters having completed an organised sexual act!
To be organised with ones sex life or to plan out the next time you Arm wrestle with the one eyed vessel or badger the witness.

Since Michelle got orgasmanised all she seems to do have a big smile on her face and walk with a slight limp likes she been competing in a Rodeo.

Orgasmanised by Deanybott May 21, 2018

orgasmamints

mints which cause you to simultaneously orgasm and have minty fresh breath. they're delicious.

1. Mmm matt, you have a small tiny penis; but this orgasmamints will help me get off.
2. I had erectile dysfunction, so I tried orgasmamints. now I can't get it down.

orgasmamints by Moskal June 12, 2007

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026