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Orange Haired Orangutan
Orange Haired Orangutan by Queef Richards March 10, 2018
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Orangatangabangin
A: Hey! How you doing man?
B: Orangatangabangin! How about you?
A: Yo that movie was actually pretty good!
B: Yuh it was orangatangabangin bro!
B: Orangatangabangin! How about you?
A: Yo that movie was actually pretty good!
B: Yuh it was orangatangabangin bro!
Orangatangabangin by Hugh Jass LoBals March 17, 2021
Orangutanging
Verb - Orangutanging
Where a female simultaneously masturbates two men whilst on her knees, shaking her arms at head level and thus resembling an Orangutang.
Where a female simultaneously masturbates two men whilst on her knees, shaking her arms at head level and thus resembling an Orangutang.
Rich - "Check out this skin flick. That hoe be pulling those dicks like a crazy milk maid"
Ged - "Damn, she be orangutanging them like a true spunk monkey"
Ged - "Damn, she be orangutanging them like a true spunk monkey"
Orangutanging by Ged 2071 August 26, 2014
Spunky Orangutan
n. A mixed drink, similar in taste to a mudslide, but with remarkable marchino cherry tones, even though it has no marchino cherries. Very tasty! Here's the recipe:
Ingredients:
2 shots Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes
Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.
A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Monkey. For those who don't like cherry at all, but do like coffee, replace the Bailey's Irish Cream with Kahlua. Also very tasty!
Ingredients:
2 shots Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes
Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.
A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Monkey. For those who don't like cherry at all, but do like coffee, replace the Bailey's Irish Cream with Kahlua. Also very tasty!
Spunky Orangutan by Dan Weyandt April 18, 2008
Corner Orangutan
To masturbate in public or somewhat public places like a horny orangutan in a hidden corner of a zoo exhibit.
I caught my date doing the corner orangutan under the table after I bent over to pick up my keys...GROSS!
Dude, I caught my roommate corner orangutaning in the shower with my girlfriend's body wash. Close the frickin door next time.
Dude, I caught my roommate corner orangutaning in the shower with my girlfriend's body wash. Close the frickin door next time.
Corner Orangutan by Drew Mendes September 16, 2011
orangutangisheneer
An orangutang that is an engineer.
You are an orangutangisheneer.
orangutangisheneer by Nathan Bailey January 25, 2023
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Northstarring
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