by billydbones August 18, 2012
An optimist is Some person who comes home finds thier back door broken into and thinks a surprise partys been arranged for them
"optimist"e.g if i step on to this train track a train wont run me over because im such a darn nice person
by sir tommay November 1, 2006
by ink24 August 18, 2008
The idea that everything is best, and all things happen for a greater purpose. In other words, a waste of time.
Oh, look, there's an optimist on the street thinking he will one day be able to walk and live like a normal person when he's a paraplegic with no arms, legs, and the speech ability of Helen Keller.
by SecHuMusicGod January 28, 2015
An optimist is usually a person who always remains happy and cheerful despite various problems that arise. Besides being wonderful, joyful people to be around, they can also be dangerously unrealistic and at times, wickedly annoying. That is, if you're a pessimist. Optimists are generally loved and appreciated by society; however they are hated and despised by pessimists. (Who are boring, whining people).
Person: Ah! I just lost my leg!
Optimist: Don't worry! Maybe... you'll become a talented wheelchair basketball player!!
Optimist: Don't worry! Maybe... you'll become a talented wheelchair basketball player!!
by sunnyface June 23, 2012
A kind of person who is most often a closet pessimist, and much like a pessimist can not see the virtue or value in any bad experiences. However, unlike a pessimist, who copes with that view by adopting the deluded, jaded notion that everything that can go wrong will go wrong so they aren't disappointed, the optimist follows the even more deluded notion that they will simply never have bad experiences.
Optimist: There's no way we're going to lose!
Pessimist: There's no way we will win...let's just quit while we're ahead...
Realist: I would honestly prefer to win, but it's also no biggie if we lose. Live and learn, right?
Optimist and Pessimist: ...Get out.
Pessimist: There's no way we will win...let's just quit while we're ahead...
Realist: I would honestly prefer to win, but it's also no biggie if we lose. Live and learn, right?
Optimist and Pessimist: ...Get out.
by BovineButthole October 16, 2017
A fun ass boat that kids 7-16 sail. Its a boat that only holds one person.....don't put your Dad into it!!! lol
by Sailing Master March 20, 2007