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open sandwich 

An imposter in the sandwich world. Basically a peice of toast or bread used to sit meat, cheese or salads on, but not closed off with another bit of bread, therefore not qualifying as a sandwich.
Tony: "what the fuck is that shit"
Shaun: " it's an open sandwich, want a bite?"
Tony: " fuck no! Get that shit out of my house before the Earl of Sandwich comes from his grave to kill you!"
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Open Faced Sandwich 

When a women leaves her used Maxi pad on top of a trash can (usually in a bathroom) for everyone to see.
Clem saw an open faced sandwich in Cecile's bathroom trash can today, vomiting ensued quickly thereafter.
Open Faced Sandwich by Klitz April 19, 2008

open-face sandwich relationship 

When two single people spend as much time together as a pair in a relationship but aren't sexually involved with each other. The term applies best to opposite sex pairs or same sex pairs where at least one is homosexual. Especially applies to situations where one party wants the pair to be sexually involved.

As in half of an open faced sandwich waiting exposed for the other to be on top of it and for their meats and other juicy bits to be smooshed together and mixed.

Friendzone
Why don't Brett and Meg fuck already? They're always together

Haha, I know. He wants it but she just wants to be friends. They're in an open-face sandwich relationship

Open Faced Sandwich 

The female version of teabagging. The naked vagina goes right on a person's nose.

The name originates from the appearance of some vaginas.
Person A: Oh shit that dude is passed the fuck out. Someone should teabag him.
Person B: Fuck that, someone go get that drunk girl to give him a nice big open faced sandwich.

Open hole sandwich 

A vagina that naturally stays open.
When her pants were off the wind would whistle through her open hole sandwich.

When she has sex it takes three dong's to fill her open whole sandwich.

the open-face sandwich 

the act of spreading a partner's butt cheeks and filling the crack with semen and eating it yourself.
"I had to resort to the open-face sandwich because her vagina was so nasty."

Open face sandwich 

A sandwich you make for somebody with an open face. They can't figure out how to close their mouth, you give em an open face sandwich.
The open face sandwich is for lunch or whenever you get hungry for one, anytime you get hungry for one period ends the statement
Open face sandwich by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016