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Obstacle Corpse

What the only survivor in a mass grave must go through to escape..
Opening his eyes in a blood soaked haze, Ben deftly side stepped multiple dead bodies as he weaved through an Obstacle Corpse, as the only survivor...
Obstacle Corpse by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Boobstacles 

When a womens boobs are too big and get in the way of completing a task.
A women reached for her stapler, but her boobstacles knocked over her water bottle which spilled all over her desk.
Boobstacles by Brian Sorry April 30, 2008

Obstallenges 

One facing both obstacles, and challenges.
The characters in the novel endured many obstallenges.
Obstallenges by Med,Land April 19, 2010

Obstacle Course-it 

when there is alot of things or people in the way you have move around them, go over things or under things.
person one: How do I get through there if all this stuff in my way
Person two: Dude I guess your going to have to obstacle couse-it
or
Your mom: How do you get to your bed with all this mess in your room
You: I obstacle course-it

Nobstacle 

A person who is/or acts like a nob and persistently gets in one's way
Nobstacle: He knew I was late for a million things, but continued flapping his gums because he's obviously the only one that 'life' happened to.
Nobstacle by the-city-winkle March 18, 2016

jobstacle 

A mixture of job and obstacle, which are usually required to be completed before one leaves the house.
Most commonly used jobstacles:
1. Clean your room.
2. Feed the dog.
Zerah: Yaye, another day to gorge on frozen coke, unobstructed by --

Mother: Zar! Clean your room first!
Zerah: Damn jobstacles.
jobstacle by Kontemptuous July 15, 2009