When a guy drinks too much but can still get hard enough to have sex. However, you are so drunk that you can't get off by having sex, so instead you jerk yourself off onto the girl.
by Machoman Randy Savage April 7, 2008
Get the Onagad mug.In Japanese mythology, the ghost of a woman who was married to a samurai. She cheated on him with another man, and when her husband found that out, he killed her by cutting a slash wound on her face that ran from her mouth to her cheek. Nowadays, she roams the streets at night with a surgeon's mask and asks random people the question "Do you think I'm pretty?". If you say no, she will mutilate you. However, if you say yes, she will reveal her full face to you. Then she will ask the same question. Again, if you say no, you will still be mutilated. If you say yes again, she will cut your face in order to make you look like her. The only known way to avoid death during a confrontation with a kuchisake-onna is by saying that she is neither pretty nor ugly or some other unexpected answer. Right after answering, throw something at her and run for your life.
The kuchisake-onna's name means "slit-mouth woman" in Japanese.
The kuchisake-onna's name means "slit-mouth woman" in Japanese.
Kuchisake-onna: Am I pretty?
Person: Yes
*removes the mask
Kuchisake-onna: Now am I pretty?
Person: Yo mamma's so old
*runs away
Person: Yes
*removes the mask
Kuchisake-onna: Now am I pretty?
Person: Yo mamma's so old
*runs away
by Thats16myboi October 28, 2019
Get the kuchisake-onna mug.A wild ornag is a rare creature, that can only be found deep in the penis. It enjoys stealing all of the cum during ejaculation. Cum is rich in nutrition, making it perfect for the ornag to survive off of.
by Gornag Ramsay May 28, 2020
Get the ornag mug.On a tuesday night, When one commits the act of intercourse with a friend's mother and, just before he finishes, pulls out, runs to his friend's room, and ejaculates on his eyes. In the morning, he will arise with dried crusty semen on his eyelids, preventing him from opening them. Under the assumption that he has pinkeye, he will undoubtedly use a large amount of Visene to remedy the situation.
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"dried fish - woman".
"himono-onna - girls in their twenties whom outside their home puts on a lively face, but as soon they get home, they change into their shirts and their hair are tied up like a samurai-style topknot, and they might even scratch their ass. snack in one hand, and canned beer in the other. on weekends they don’t go to blind dates, when they don’t have work they eat and sleep and eat and sleep and not a single guy around them." -- from Hotaru no Hikari (jdrama).
"dried fish - woman".
"himono-onna - girls in their twenties whom outside their home puts on a lively face, but as soon they get home, they change into their shirts and their hair are tied up like a samurai-style topknot, and they might even scratch their ass. snack in one hand, and canned beer in the other. on weekends they don’t go to blind dates, when they don’t have work they eat and sleep and eat and sleep and not a single guy around them." -- from Hotaru no Hikari (jdrama).
she's a himono-onna!
by hantaro August 28, 2008
Get the himono-onna mug.Somewhat mysterious awareness of what's happening or will be happening around. It is often confused with unagi, which is likely an English transcription of Japanese word 鱼炙, meaning grilled fish and often referring to a popular Japanese dish of eels. Oonagi, on the other hand, is likely an English transcription of Japanese word 悟机, which means understanding the signs (of the universe) and is often seen in spiritual and martial arts literature. Such understanding enables one to sense what might be or will be happening and therefore avoid danger or be prepared for it.
It is said that Master Tashin acquired oonagi after 49 days of meditation under an old pine tree in Mount Asahi. He was often seen going back to the palace (that's usurped by his evil brother) but the guards were never able to seize him.
by bkiichi July 27, 2012
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