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Onage

a way to tell your friends about your nuts without it being weird
today I cut my onage
by Snipes XP December 11, 2018
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onage

Dropping the hot balls on the kill. Which makes others cry of joy.
I'm gonna onage your girl.

Let's onage some trees.
by EatSleepBaconRepeat June 3, 2018
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Onage

When something is highly Good/Cool/Sick/Mean.
Origin comes from something being “On”

And derived from the lost slang “Meanage” to Add the “Age” to create “Onage” pronounced Awn-ige
Friend; Yo check out my new tattoo!

You; Yoo, that’s Onage!!
by Onagedude August 31, 2025
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es-pee-onage

The creepy and immoral practice of glancing quickly at another dude's dick while pissing at a urinal.
How did James know that I was uncircumcised? He must be a master of es-pee-onage.
by Jack Atrophy August 7, 2022
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Onagad

When a guy drinks too much but can still get hard enough to have sex. However, you are so drunk that you can't get off by having sex, so instead you jerk yourself off onto the girl.
Man can you believe Mike Onagad it again last night?
by Machoman Randy Savage April 7, 2008
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onalerona

She is the type of person people are supposed to date ,she is funny,outgoing and great to be around. She is smart and beautiful but she doesn’t see it . Life of the party and hard to forget. She is the type to be care free. She is an amazing leader and friend but an even better girlfriend. She is responsible and respectful . And she has s body for days
Wow you should be like onalerona

I’m in a onalerona mood
by Friendlyghost November 1, 2018
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Lamplot Ownage

On a tuesday night, When one commits the act of intercourse with a friend's mother and, just before he finishes, pulls out, runs to his friend's room, and ejaculates on his eyes. In the morning, he will arise with dried crusty semen on his eyelids, preventing him from opening them. Under the assumption that he has pinkeye, he will undoubtedly use a large amount of Visene to remedy the situation.
John: Dude, I totally pulled a Lamplot Ownage last night!

Dan: Really? I think I have pinkeye.
by ShepDaddy May 2, 2006
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