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onage
onage by EatSleepBaconRepeat June 3, 2018
es-pee-onage
The creepy and immoral practice of glancing quickly at another dude's dick while pissing at a urinal.
es-pee-onage by Jack Atrophy August 7, 2022
Onagad
When a guy drinks too much but can still get hard enough to have sex. However, you are so drunk that you can't get off by having sex, so instead you jerk yourself off onto the girl.
Onagad by Machoman Randy Savage April 7, 2008
onalerona
She is the type of person people are supposed to date ,she is funny,outgoing and great to be around. She is smart and beautiful but she doesn’t see it . Life of the party and hard to forget. She is the type to be care free. She is an amazing leader and friend but an even better girlfriend. She is responsible and respectful . And she has s body for days
onalerona by Friendlyghost November 1, 2018
Lamplot Ownage
On a tuesday night, When one commits the act of intercourse with a friend's mother and, just before he finishes, pulls out, runs to his friend's room, and ejaculates on his eyes. In the morning, he will arise with dried crusty semen on his eyelids, preventing him from opening them. Under the assumption that he has pinkeye, he will undoubtedly use a large amount of Visene to remedy the situation.
Lamplot Ownage by ShepDaddy May 2, 2006
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026