onliness

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Definition of onliness

plural -es

: the quality or state of being the only one working of an indicated or implied kind or category <was the only person and was lonely in his onliness>

I looked around and said damn I am the oldest and onliness working out here....

onliness by onliness January 12, 2017

Words you can keep

onlinesequencer

OnlineSequencer (OS for short) is a website created by Jacob Morgan (buildism dot net!!!) and George Burdell, where you can create your own sequences.
This site also has a forum and a chat, which can be cancerous at times.
Despite the site's slight limitations, there are some masterpieces made there.

This site also contains a bunch of 9 year olds who make stuff like megalovanias and fnf songs..

(Fun Fact: There are around 16,128 Megalovanias on OS not including the misspelled ones!! That means around 0.6% of all songs on OS are Megalovanias...)

(in chat)
Person 1: "Check out this masterpiece I made on OnlineSequencer!"

*shows a bunch of note spam*
Everyone else: *ignores*
Person 1: "WHY DO YOU ALL HATE ME????!?!?!!?!?!1!?1"

onlinesequencer by EEPIC March 11, 2022

Related Words

onliness • Onlineston • Onlineism • Onlineist • onlinesequencer • Online School • Online Safety Act • Online sex • Online Shopping • Online Speak

OnlineSchool

an online version of hell ( also worse )

"I went to OnlineSchool yesterday"

"OnlineSchool is not graet"

OnlineSchool by skoolisnotgraet December 23, 2020

Onlineist

A person who is discriminatory towards persons who are on electronical devices,often with the assumption that they are on it being unproductive,which they could or could not be

Tim:You are on the phone too much
Bim:you’re an onlineist

Onlineist by Humxnkind January 2, 2024

Onlineism

A prejudice,discrimination against people who are on electronical devices,typically but not exclusively towards people who are presumed to be wasting their time and being unproductive

Bob:I’m on my phone all night
Tim:you have no life
Bob:I was reading non-fiction you silly person,you’re are perpetuating onlineism

Onlineism by Humxnkind January 2, 2024

Onlineston

An anicom lord/father you must respect

Yooo it's onlineston our father

Onlineston by Onlineston June 21, 2026

Onlineston

An iconic lord and revered father figure whom most people address simply as "Father." He commands deep respect and holds a position of authority and guidance within his community or domain.n anicom lord/father you must respect

Yoo it's onlineston out father

Onlineston by Onlineston June 21, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026