onjey 

He is a member of the onjesion tribe. They are loyal, trustworthy, kind, funny, and occasionally get super anger and SUPER STRONG if you have anger one of them. Overall if u meet an onjey you are very lucky. Just make shure not to make him angry. He will put others in before him. Take this from a fellow onjesion.

Person 1: (friend of ONJEY) you are trash bro. You aren't even worthy to breath the same air as me.
Onjey: WHAT DID YOI SAY TO HIM YOU LITTLE........

onjey by Seekninja2127 March 2, 2019

Oneyplays

A Let's-Play comedy YouTube channel created by Chris O'Neill (OneyNG) featuring solo but mostly co-hosted gameplay/comedy commentaries classically featuring anonymous pseudonymed guests DingDongVG and Julian, but more recently fellow animator and long time friend Zach Hadel (Psychicpebbles), Joshua Tomar (Tomamoto), Lyle Rath, Cory (Spazkidin3d), and many others.

Man 1: Hey, have you seen Oneyplays?
Man 2: No what's that?
Man 1: It's like The Game Grumps but funny!
Man 2: Cool man I'll check it out.

Oneyplays by PaulBlartMallBlarp March 15, 2021

oney 

small smoking pipe that delivers approximately one lungful of smoke per loaded bowl.

yo pack a oney i'm too paranoid to use the bong.

oney by moon March 28, 2005

OneyNG 

Chris O'Neill, also known as OneyNG is an Irish animator, musician, voice actor, podcast co-host, game developer, and YouTuber. Chris made his start on Newgrounds and quickly made a name for himself through his comedy animations, appearances on the comedy podcast "Sleepycast", and his successful Let's-Play channel "Oneyplays".

Since then Chris has branched out into game development with his upcoming indie title "Bowlbo: The Quest for Bing Bing" described as a "whimsical, colorful, 2.5D action adventure game that rewards momentum and skillful acrobatics" developed by OneyWare and Albino Moose Games.

Chris also composed music and sculpted the 3D model of a crazy character that jumps out of the TV for Zach Hadel (Psychicpebbles) and Michael Cusack's Adult Swim pilot "Smiling Friends".

Man 1: Do you like OneyNG?
Man 2: Erm...*scratches chin with wicked grin*...of course I do.

OneyNG by PaulBlartMallBlarp March 15, 2021

oneyda 

She is so HOTTT and shes reallyy nice but dont get on her nerves !

Oneyda is very cute

oneyda by HEYYY GUYSSSS November 10, 2017

Gir-onkey 

A cross between a giraffe and a donkey.

Mostly used to define an odd looking person.

Simone: "Did you see the lady who walked into the shoe store yesterday?"

Tamsyn: " Oh you mean the gir-onkey, yeah she looked weird."

Gir-onkey by spider333 April 30, 2010

oncey 

The act of a female grabbing a guy's sex organ to check it for suitability before committing to further sexual acts. Not quite a handjob, but a possible precursor.

Kat wanted to go further with Steve, but when she got her hand down his pants for the oncey, she knew it had to end there.

oncey by texasshole February 20, 2011