oncey

The act of a female grabbing a guy's sex organ to check it for suitability before committing to further sexual acts. Not quite a handjob, but a possible precursor.

Kat wanted to go further with Steve, but when she got her hand down his pants for the oncey, she knew it had to end there.

by texasshole February 20, 2011

Oncey

derived from "once over." The act giving a hand job, but not really.

Dude I totally got a oncey from that chick. She was so drunk she couldn't finish.

by onceylover March 3, 2011

oncey

a ONCEY is a person who stans both TWICE and ITZY. the name was formed by combining their fanbase names, ONCE and MIDZY.

Vin: Wow LOCO is so good, and I love every song on Formula of Love!! I'm definitely a ONCEY!
Stella: Who asked

by jesstheoncey November 22, 2021

Once too often

If you do something once too often it means that you have repeated an action which is bad, stupid or dangerous with an unpleasant end result. So you end up looking a complete wanker, in A & E with serious injuries or someone is totally pissed off with you to an extent which is going to be detrimental to your health and wellbeing.

He’s pissed them off once too often, they’re going to put the fucker on crutches.

by AKACroatalin December 14, 2016

Crazy? I was crazy once.

A copypasta meme from early internet culture that was made famous by Youtuber Kryoz. The saying is able to go on a loop.

EX:

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-

"Crazy? I was crazy once.-" "Shut the Fuck up Gerald, we're trying to sleep!"

by Cryolophosaurus Ellioti June 25, 2023

once you go croatian

Once you go Croatian
You forget about the rest of the Nations!

Once you go Croatian - Nicole went Croatian and she forgot all about the rest of the Nations!

by Luck of the Irish January 18, 2017

Once you go metal you won't want to settle

It's the future of sex. Sex with hot robots. They feel surprisingly soft, but can turn tough and durable during battle mode. It's based on smart metal. It's a metal that's already under development, but will be fully developed in the future. It's a metal that can change material properties at will(they could get soft, smooth and squishy like normal or wet human body tissue, but get tough like steel during dangerous situations and battling). Girl sex bots. Sex-bots.

Dude 1: I like Jenny XJ9.
Dude 2: Well. Once you go metal you won't want to settle!

by HawaiianPunch1 September 2, 2013