wendy's onion rings 

Something that should exist, but doesn't.

"Man I love Wendy's onion rings."
"They have onion rings?"

wendy's onion rings by that_dude31 January 17, 2017

Emperor's Onion 

A stink so bad it makes the paint on the walls peel, like an onion makes your eyes water.

Adam (Gets out of the washroom) - Aw man
Frank - Choke another donkey?
Adam - Nope, dropped me an Emperor's Onion for the next guy..

Emperor's Onion by Kallerack March 23, 2019

Your mother's onion 

Something you say to a person , to which you are speaking. It means your mother has fat thighs and vagina, therefore everything it that vicinity gets squished together. Creating a vagina/thigh area that looks like an onion would if you cut out a small slice from one side.

Good example: Your mother's onion was a nice ride last night.

Bad example: Your mother used her onion to make fajitas last night.

Your mother's onion by Thislethorne November 30, 2010

devil's onion ring 

anus, rectum, buthole, asshole, basically the poop hole

That girl is sooo hot I would eat her devil's onion ring

devil's onion ring by Squirelmaster May 15, 2006

devil's onion ring 

Comical slang for brown eye, butt hole, or anus.

Does anyone else smell the reek coming from the devil's onion ring on that guy?

devil's onion ring by Andaconda June 30, 2004

Lorde's Onion Rings Account 

In 2017, Lorde's secret onion ring account on Instagram (OnionRingsWorldwide) - where she rated onion rings she tried - was exposed. She confirmed it was her on The Tonight Show.

Person 1: "Do you remember Lorde's Onion Rings Account?"
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."

Lorde's Onion Rings Account by girlfrontbyloona January 31, 2022

onion shit 

When you've wiped 10+ times and it's still leaving a trace.

Guy 1 : I've just had one of those dumps when the wiping was never ending.
Guy 2 : You mean an onion shit. It's like peeling layers off an onion.

onion shit by tnyflgs November 16, 2013