ongao

Pronounced ong-gaow in a Cantonese tone

To call someone stupid or dumb

Get the fuck off me of you fucking ongao

by ongeewongee September 4, 2019

OnGob

Short for "on goblin" and in the vein of "On God", OnGob is an expression meant to emphasize the veracity of a claim, much like "I swear on my mother's grave". Its spiritual and etymological underpinnings lie with the phrase "goblin mode", and when swearing "OnGob", one could be said to swear with all the seriousness of a thing experiencing "goblin mode".

Person 1: The widening U.S. trade deficit may place significant pressure on economic growth in the fourth quarter.

Person 2: Oh my! On God?

Person 1: OnGob.

by GobSmakt December 6, 2022

Onaopemipo

A guy or lady of African descent, who is considered very lucky and has lots to be thankful for. They are generally wealthy too and have success for every little input.

A million dollars in a day, You must be Onaopemipo!

by chiNig May 4, 2018

Ongatronious

What you say when you want to sound smart but you’re actually stupid.

Crikey mate! That elbow is ongatronious!

by B.P. Savage1327 February 21, 2019

Ongoy

A word that can substituted for any other word at any given time while still keeping the original meaning of the intended word intact.

"HAY HURRY UP WE GOING TO ONGOY'S HOUSE!"

"STOP DOING THAT MAN, I'M GOING TO ONGOY
YOU RIGHT NOW!!!"

"Hey Mikey, finish your hot dog."
"ONGOY."

by mkyEND February 4, 2009

Ongoing Payroll Issue

When an individual that works for an employer, who hasn't been fired and is still employed, stops recieving a paycheck due to a payroll screw up. Everytime the individual attempts to follow up on the problem, the person in charge of payroll will call it by that name. Usually, due to the high demands and deadlines in any given payroll department, the probability of the problem being corrected is very low unless a very high level supervisor has become involved. The problem can last for weeks, even months, forcing the individual to get another job or quit all together. Usually getting denied unemployment for quiting. In rare cases, the individual, who quits, will recieve a W-2 form at the end of the year showing all wages, yet a large amount of those wages still have not been paid.

1) I went to pick up my paycheck Friday and my boss did not have it when they came. Payroll was closed and I had to wait till Monday. I called them on Monday and they told me that I should have been paid and that there was an Ongoing Payroll Issue and that it would work itself out shortly. 16 weeks later, I got another job and sued the bastards!

by The Jax May 2, 2007

Ongah

Pronounced On Gaw. Used in place of On God. To be used in nauseating amounts in on statement to declare it is the truth. Be sure to sound like a drunken tropical bird.

Ongah I will punch his nose in Ongah ongah I'm telling you OnGah!

Or

OnGah! (Smack lips) I swear to you (smack lips again) OnGah ongah ongah! Ongah!

by PoopMasterPaul August 2, 2020