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Short for "on goblin" and in the vein of "On God", OnGob is an expression meant to emphasize the veracity of a claim, much like "I swear on my mother's grave". Its spiritual and etymological underpinnings lie with the phrase "goblin mode", and when swearing "OnGob", one could be said to swear with all the seriousness of a thing experiencing "goblin mode".
Person 1: The widening U.S. trade deficit may place significant pressure on economic growth in the fourth quarter.

Person 2: Oh my! On God?

Person 1: OnGob.
OnGob by GobSmakt December 6, 2022
Related Words
ongao • ongo • Onga • Ongama • ongong • Ongah • ongodly • Ongoy • #OnGodsTime • onago

Onaopemipo 

A guy or lady of African descent, who is considered very lucky and has lots to be thankful for. They are generally wealthy too and have success for every little input.
A million dollars in a day, You must be Onaopemipo!
Onaopemipo by chiNig May 4, 2018

Ongatronious 

What you say when you want to sound smart but you’re actually stupid.
Crikey mate! That elbow is ongatronious!
Ongatronious by B.P. Savage1327 February 21, 2019
A word that can substituted for any other word at any given time while still keeping the original meaning of the intended word intact.
"HAY HURRY UP WE GOING TO ONGOY'S HOUSE!"

"STOP DOING THAT MAN, I'M GOING TO ONGOY
YOU RIGHT NOW!!!"

"Hey Mikey, finish your hot dog."
"ONGOY."
Ongoy by mkyEND February 4, 2009

Ongoing Payroll Issue 

When an individual that works for an employer, who hasn't been fired and is still employed, stops recieving a paycheck due to a payroll screw up. Everytime the individual attempts to follow up on the problem, the person in charge of payroll will call it by that name. Usually, due to the high demands and deadlines in any given payroll department, the probability of the problem being corrected is very low unless a very high level supervisor has become involved. The problem can last for weeks, even months, forcing the individual to get another job or quit all together. Usually getting denied unemployment for quiting. In rare cases, the individual, who quits, will recieve a W-2 form at the end of the year showing all wages, yet a large amount of those wages still have not been paid.
1) I went to pick up my paycheck Friday and my boss did not have it when they came. Payroll was closed and I had to wait till Monday. I called them on Monday and they told me that I should have been paid and that there was an Ongoing Payroll Issue and that it would work itself out shortly. 16 weeks later, I got another job and sued the bastards!
Pronounced On Gaw. Used in place of On God. To be used in nauseating amounts in on statement to declare it is the truth. Be sure to sound like a drunken tropical bird.
Ongah I will punch his nose in Ongah ongah I'm telling you OnGah!

Or

OnGah! (Smack lips) I swear to you (smack lips again) OnGah ongah ongah! Ongah!
Ongah by PoopMasterPaul August 2, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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