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oneissa is sweet has a bad attuide thicker then a box of oatmeal is goofy smart has a smart mouth
dang oneissa you thick
oneissa by gi fgjk November 7, 2017
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Sweet, smart, intelligent girl. She doesn't take anything(bullshit) from anybody, and so special that anybody will be lucky to have her. She always has something to say about everything which most times are true and she is very athletic. She is one of a kind. :) ;)

She also got a big booty
Anna: "Wow I wish I was Oneisha"
Susy: "Same"
Oneisha by Smexyy May 7, 2017
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Onessa is a caring,loving and kind person.she is the kind of girl that anyone will go after because of her beauty.She is someone that gives a damn for others and for herself.Onessa is someone whom is very outspoken at times when necessary.She is very courageous n pushes others to be the same way while some don't like her because of how she carries herself mannerly and in a form of way that where ever she goes she got everyone staring at her.Onessa is not just someone that u can describe from the outside.But no one dares to think of how she feels in the inside.There are times whereby she keeps her thaughts to herself because she has friends who laughs at her when she says certain things to them.And Onessa is not the type of person to have many friends because even the ones that are close grudges her for who she is and what she does.So,
WOW ! That girl is so beautiful,must be an Onessa
onessa by #tooblesstobestress August 24, 2019
A girl that is determined to do what she wishes. She can be a little bit of extrovert and introvert which makes her an ambivert. An Oneisia sometimes care about what people has to say about her and other times she shows 0 interest. She will want people around her at times but when around her for a length of time she tends to regret wanting you around her and wants to go back to being lonely. She isn't envious except for people/thing that belongs to her. Oneisia and herself are bestfriends; she speaks to herself when she's afraid to be open or boldly about something and at other times she can be very tactful.
Oneisia is a successful female.
Oneisia by Oneisia November 22, 2021
Someone you've been infatuated by for over a decade but do not want to come between them and their partner or sacrifice the friendship you've fostered over the years.
Jheeze, how do overcome this Oneisa?
curious, upbeat, wacky, doesn't take anything from anybody, sweet, and so special that her name wasn't even in the urban dictionary. If her last name isn't Watson she isn't cool.
"Oneisha Watson is the best ever!"
"I know right!!"
Oneisha by Morgan Fre0man October 3, 2013
Onissa is innocent looking girl, but her personality says otherwise. One glips of her buety would make you cast away, when you get to know her she is one crazy girl. She has alot of problems in her life, although you should remind her how special she is. men and women will fall in love with her buetiful smile instantly from one look of her. I
If u date a onissa you will be one lucky guy.
Damn is that onissa, she looks finee.
Bro that guy is lucky
Onissa is gorgeous
onissa by Bee_bro1 February 9, 2022
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