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Jizz that is so old it has fermented.
Daniel : Awww dude theres jheese permanently stained into your underpants.

Wang: Dude that aint my jheese!
Jheese by Naploean Dynamite 001 April 27, 2011
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A variation spelling of the expressin jheeze.
Another word for omg,omdzz,rawr etc
person a:'jheez that girl over there iz peng '
person b:'alie'
jheez by nathanizPENG March 24, 2008
Male ejaculate that has been left to ferment, creating a substance resembling Fetta cheese.
Daniel: "Hey Bob, there are Jheese stains all over your towel."

Bob: "Daniel, that is actually your towel."
A new term deriving from the urban original of Skett, And Slag mostly used in highschools and etc. It means a promiscious lady of age 13-18 who has had sexual contact with atleast 5 males and is locally known well for this.
Amber: Julia told me he was her 4th guy that Night
Emerald: Omdzz wahh a jheze she need'a get lyf n stop shaggin lik madd *laughs*
Jheze by streetkid777 August 11, 2010
slang regarding Jesus Christ.
Jeezer will pwn j00!

you need Jeezer...
Jeezer by ZeppelinManiac October 18, 2008
Doin fine and just chilling
“Are you doing good dude?”
“Just jeezen”
Jeezen by Catwrists2008 May 18, 2022
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Person 2:......
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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