one eyed yogurt slinger
one eyed yogurt slinger by latisha bonquiqui December 13, 2013
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one eyed purple yogurt slinger
The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.
one eyed purple yogurt slinger by Rhyno February 13, 2004
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one eyed yogurt slinger • one eyed purple yogurt slinger • one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger • the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. • the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger • The one eyed yogurt flinger. • Hand Start The One Eyed Yogurt Thrower • oneeyedyogurtspitter • one eyed pirate • one-eyed monster
one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger
"Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is gunna come out and slap you across the face, BITCH!"
one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger by Kay-Cizzle April 24, 2006
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger
Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
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