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knock on a virgin

When there is no wood around, you knock on a virgins head for good luck.
Are we gonna win?
Yeah totally
Okay knock on a virgins head or else you'll jinx it
knock on a virgin by Knoitall March 13, 2014

tighter than a virgin on prom night

When the pussy is so damn tight you cant fit your cock in that hairy shit
Man that girl last night was fucking tighter than a virgin on prom night

as tight as a virgin on prom night 

Ronnie macs words

How he refers to how tight his dirt bike chain is
That chain is as tight as a virgin on prom night

virgin sex on the beach 

1. A non-alcoholic version of an alcoholic drink (made with cranberry juice, orange juice, peach nectar, and grenadine).
2. Often mistaken for a lewd act in a beautiful place.
3. (slang) justifying an especially inappropriate chat/act of the "cult", as nothing else can be quite as perverted.
1, 2. When Victoria asked the bartender for some virgin sex on the beach, he completely understood, but when she asked her friend Ben, he ran away from her.
3. "Psh, I know you want to make him nervous, but at least you aren't offering virgin sex on the beach!"
virgin sex on the beach by Raccha January 14, 2005

virgin corn on the cob 

You take a hard cock and jam it into the core of corn so hard you pop the core out, if you do it fast enough the kernels don't have enough time to realize the core is gone and stick to your cock. Then have your girlfriend eat off the kernels.
"hey dude I tried that virgin corn on the cob with my gf last night, she got so excited she accidentally bit me."

Virgin Corn on the cob 

You take your dick and jam it into the core popping it out, if your quick enough the kernels with stay on your dick. Make sure you put butter on your dick too help them stick them gave someone suck off the kernels
"yeah dude I had my gf try the virgin corn on the cob, she got excited and accidentally bit me"