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up on things

If you ain't up on things... etc.
by nokianinja October 7, 2002
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today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"
by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021
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Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.
Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2024
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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>let the running of your mind on things you do not control stop<.7.9.7.6.>.9.
.9.<.7.9.7.6.>let the running of your mind on things you do not control stop<.7.9.7.6.>.9.
by 0AmanasazA0 November 22, 2025
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do_people_click_on_random_things?:

Apparently people also look at this part to so,
HELLO WORLD
by Etan888 March 14, 2018
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THINGS ON BROS

The next big thing, the act of placing objects on bros once they have passed out.
Things on bros could include a cup, paint can, french fry, or if your really fuckin cool, a bike.
by OBWS July 20, 2011
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