today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"
by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021
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What's frackin?

Informal. Greeting. Colloquial version of "What's crackin'?", with the added bonus of being nowhere near as white as asking "What's cracka-lackin'?".

A way to ask someone what's happening in their life, and popularised by the song "Take a step back" by Ski Mask The Slump God and XXXTENTACTION.
"Yo, what's frackin?"
"Kevin I really wish you would stop saying that."
by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 15, 2020
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