The highly-coveted state of being officially certified by a doctor as medically unfit to endure the daily grind, allowing an individual to stay home and collect state-funded or corporate coins. Particularly used by employees of state-run organisations with soft middle-managers and overly lax sickness employment clauses.
It is the long-term, professional upgrade to "throwing a sickie." While standard medical dictionaries define it as a temporary illness recovery period, British street law dictates it is an indefinite vacation funded by the taxpayer, usually requiring a vague diagnosis like "a dodgy back" or "generalised existential dread."
"Alright mate, seen Dave lately?" / "Nah, he’s been on the sick since 2024 because of his knee, but I just saw his Instagram story smashing out 80kg barbell squats in the gym."
"The department deadline is tomorrow and we're running behind. Gonna go on the sick and claim its not good for my mental health - i can't be arsed with it and someone else can do it..."
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.