Bleta megata

How it sounds when Spanish people talk
by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022
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Holiday topher

When you have hemorrhoids and you ate a shit ton of greens then the next morning when you go to let one loose it comes out green and red this giving you a holiday topher
Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher
by Yesmamsir May 21, 2021
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Mexican tackle topher

When a Mexican walks into a tackle shop to exchange items for some blood worms
Clerk : hey how can I help you today

Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers
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Bletameh topher

When a Spanish person takes a bean shit and they y’all out bletameh gatta
Hey meeester I was taking a mean bletameh topher and my asshole squirted re fried beans all over the gringo bowl
by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022
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Crated the day

A good way of saying you worked one out with out sounding rude
Ashlyn :Hey Becky how was your lunch break

Becky : good I got some burritos and crated the day to let off some steam
by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022
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