On the couch
On the couch by natasha the sleuth March 18, 2009
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Guy on the couch
When you are in an odd-numbered person situation and everyone else pairs off to do something fun (usually sex) and you're left by yourself on the couch to watch t.v., play video games, eat leftovers, do something not as fun as everyone else. In horror movies, this character is usually the first one to die to demonstrate how the monster works.
"Hey man! How was the party last night?"
"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."
"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."
Guy on the couch by Big Danny T January 27, 2014
guy on the couch
A room mate that holds no job but has a lot of money in a bank account, like he/she got a huge settlement from being hit from a car or a rich uncle died.
guy on the couch by Wulfy September 3, 2007
funniest person on the couch
A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.
Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.
funniest person on the couch by GlazeHer November 3, 2016
sleep on the couch
this is usually the punishment for us dudes that lives with our girlfriends or already married, if u piss off your wife, this is the least that she will do
Trevor: Man, i have to sleep on the couch for the next 2 nights..:(
Jack: Why?
Trevor: I pissed off my girlfriend
Jack: LOL!!!!!!!
Jack: Why?
Trevor: I pissed off my girlfriend
Jack: LOL!!!!!!!
sleep on the couch by Tomahawk May 21, 2014
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