on shift

usully asked by crack heads wondering if you sell crack

hey man are you on shift?

by Shock Docta May 3, 2006

Bang on Shift

Bang on Shift

To masturbate. When you push the shift key on a windows computer 5 times in a row, you get stickykeys. Such as when masturbating to porn and not catching your mess.

See masturbate

John: What did you do last night?

Tim: My girlfriend wouldn't give me any so i had to bang on shift.

by TR MV November 18, 2009

Sweating Like a Whore on Night Shift

Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift. Sweating profously like a Prostitute after servicing one sleazy client after the other in a marathon of immoral transactions. In the same league as "Sweating like a Rapist" or "Sweating like a Paedophile in a playground"!

Betty: Oh the heat would kill you in here!
Mark: I know, I'm Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift!
Betty: Less of the swearing you!
Mark: Aw right then, I'm sweatin like Pavarotti in a cake shop!
Betty: Better!

by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006

Traveling South on Shaft Highway

A phrase used to not-so-discretely describe oral sex on a male.

(phone conversation)
guy1: Hey man, what are you up to right now?
guy2: Um, right now? Well, my girlfriend is traveling south on shaft highway.
guy1: Oh shit sorry dude! Later!

(two girls talking about the night before)
girl1: ... then I took him out to my car and I traveled south on shaft highway.
girl2: Did you go all the way down to the cul de sack? LOL!

by Bage September 23, 2011

Shifting On

When you date some closely connected to your ex immediately after the break up.

When Tammy started dating her ex husband’s brother Dan, she was shifting on.

by Katrina Rowanda August 1, 2024

Shifting on

When you date someone closely connected to your ex immediately after the breakup.

When Tammy started dated her exes brother she wasn’t moving on, she was shifting on.

by Katrina Rowanda August 1, 2024