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slippin on semen 

when you get caught doing something gay
slippin on semen by Oldhag3 April 17, 2021

slurpin on semen

you be slurpin on man cum
yo did u see david slurpin on semen?
slurpin on semen by tobythe god September 14, 2021

Semen drizzle on a toaster strudel

A sex position when you have a competition who can put more cum on their toaster strudel.
Tanesha and I did the semen drizzle on a toaster strudel last night. She was happy to do it since I got rid of that Yee Yee ass haircut.

Left on seen

When one reads your message and chooses to ignore the message therefore leaving you left on seen.
Sally was left on seen because Bob does not like her.
Left on seen by 1205__ha June 21, 2016

Leave on seen

Iphone usres or Facebook messenger. . . When reading a message and don't reply back. read or seen
Leaving on seen to read a message and simply ignore.
Reading message or inbox and never reply.
I sent Kiki a message and she read it and never text me back! How she gonna {leave me on seen}?
I sent a message to Donte saying I love you and I can see as clear as day he seen the message but chose to {leave me on seen}. My feeling are so hurt!
When i Messaged Vanguard it shows he read it and he still didn't reply. What a jerk! He actually {left me on seen}. Crazy!!

Leave on seen, Left on seen, read, seen

Left on seen

The pussy that texts you for 2 days and puts laughing emoji's then out of no where stops answering you and instead of saying they don't want to talk the leave you on seen.
Bro remember that hot girl that texted me for 2 days, yea I got fucking left on seen twice!
Left on seen by sslimedude March 20, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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