on his dick

Adj.: to be excessively praising an individual, nearly hinting at some form of attraction.

Example: Tony loved Kobe Bryant. He was so on his dick that I wondered if he had a secret shrine of him.

by MenaceToSociety June 1, 2014

On his dick

What your head is when your sucking my cock

Damn she’s been on his dick all night

by Miao tai chi February 3, 2022

On (his) dick...

1. When you continously laugh at someone's jokes to fit in and or afraid of the jokes being transferred towards you...

2. Common intro in convosations... Lmao, lol, hahaha, facts, etc.

3. Doesn't have to necessarily have to understand the joke... (Just inputs laughter)

4. Never a funny joke when about oneself or nationality

Colin: Lmao

Anonymous: Why you on (his) dick... ? Shit wasn't even funny.

Hooded Kermit "you did good... Now scroll up and see whats funny"

by Tidgeset December 14, 2016

lookin ass nigga ass nigga ass bitch nigga nigga ass ass nigga sittin on his dick ass nigga

nicki minaj referring to someone she dislikes

nicki minaj: Look at y’all niggas
Niggas
Look at y’all niggas
Niggas

Look at y’all smokin’ ass niggas
After every pull, niggas start chokin’ ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
Look at y’all bitch ass niggas
Stop lyin’ on your dick ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
lookin ass nigga ass nigga ass bitch nigga nigga ass ass nigga sittin on his dick ass nigga

by bullshit meister November 6, 2017

monopoly on his dick

When a girl goes down a guy and performs all sorts of manuevers. This activity can last for hours (or as long as he does) much like the board game.

Last night Riley went monopoly on his dick!

by mronald April 20, 2014

Stepped on his dick

Screwed up--usually a personal situation. Botched something big time.

Joe really stepped on his dick that time.

by bubba6508 October 13, 2012

Tripping on his dick

Thinking with you dick, making a life changing mistake

Senator John Edwards was tripping on his dick when he had an affair and knocks up Rielle Hunter.

by Summerlandsouth November 6, 2011