Jeff thought he could impress those girls at the bar, but when he got over there he tripped on his dick and now they won't talk to him.

Joey didn't think he had to study for his math final but when he went to take the test he tripped on his dick and got an F.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak