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I pee on cats 

Meow meow meow meow. Meow kitty meow!! Meow 🐈 ⬛

Walking On Cats 

A thing commonly done by normal human girls, which comprises of stepping on the common house-pet known as a cat, in a deadly manner. All Human Girls Do This. It Is Normal.
"I am not the entity. i am a normal human girl, who like other normal human girls, likes Walking On Cats. thats how you know i am a human girl and definitely not the entity." - Nea

cats on meth 

like lolcats,but bigger eyes,badder faces and more meth

"that cat is on meth"
cats with gigantic eyes and lots of meth are 'cats on meth'
cats on meth by Annaleah February 20, 2009

cats on water

1.unexpected; ironic

also meaning

2.wet pussy; wet vagina
1.Damn never thought I'd see pigs fly how cats on water.

2. Damn that's sure is one slutty slut she must be cats on water.
cats on water by K6669 September 24, 2010

Cats on a bicycle 

manny carlanders passion, they go in the first grade. Then the second grade. Then the third grade but it takes only one grade. Falkhallen
We gon keep on reping Cats on a bicycle
Cats on a bicycle by Thundersquirt September 1, 2025

Laid on the cat's beanbag

The process of causing your eye to react in such away to pussy that it looks like a sideways vagina.
Shaun "laid on the cat's beanbag" and ended up with a picture on his phone that looked like a sideways vagina.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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