on cats 

On dogs but instead of dogs, it’s cats. Slang for “I swear”

Me: I love you nails! Where did you get them done?
Ebony: I do them myself, on cats.

on cats by Mamisitas4evr May 8, 2019

I pee on cats 

Meow meow meow meow. Meow kitty meow!! Meow 🐈 ⬛

I pee on cats

I pee on cats by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 28, 2020

Walking On Cats 

A thing commonly done by normal human girls, which comprises of stepping on the common house-pet known as a cat, in a deadly manner. All Human Girls Do This. It Is Normal.

"I am not the entity. i am a normal human girl, who like other normal human girls, likes Walking On Cats. thats how you know i am a human girl and definitely not the entity." - Nea

Walking On Cats by Axolotlwithagun March 18, 2022

cats on meth 

like lolcats,but bigger eyes,badder faces and more meth

"that cat is on meth"

cats with gigantic eyes and lots of meth are 'cats on meth'

cats on meth by Annaleah February 20, 2009

cats on water

1.unexpected; ironic

also meaning

2.wet pussy; wet vagina

1.Damn never thought I'd see pigs fly how cats on water.

2. Damn that's sure is one slutty slut she must be cats on water.

cats on water by K6669 September 24, 2010

Cats on a bicycle 

manny carlanders passion, they go in the first grade. Then the second grade. Then the third grade but it takes only one grade. Falkhallen

We gon keep on reping Cats on a bicycle

Cats on a bicycle by Thundersquirt September 1, 2025

Laid on the cat's beanbag

The process of causing your eye to react in such away to pussy that it looks like a sideways vagina.

Shaun "laid on the cat's beanbag" and ended up with a picture on his phone that looked like a sideways vagina.

Laid on the cat's beanbag by MrPhilipsLikesGrease December 23, 2011