Henry

To masturbate using Swarfega rather than hand cream or similar

My hands are well clean after having a Henry last night!

by MrPhilipsLikesGrease March 25, 2011

Laid on the cat's beanbag

The process of causing your eye to react in such away to pussy that it looks like a sideways vagina.

Shaun "laid on the cat's beanbag" and ended up with a picture on his phone that looked like a sideways vagina.

by MrPhilipsLikesGrease December 19, 2011