Definitions by MrPhilipsLikesGrease

Laid on the cat's beanbag

The process of causing your eye to react in such away to pussy that it looks like a sideways vagina.

Shaun "laid on the cat's beanbag" and ended up with a picture on his phone that looked like a sideways vagina.

Laid on the cat's beanbag by MrPhilipsLikesGrease December 23, 2011

Henry 

To masturbate using Swarfega rather than hand cream or similar

My hands are well clean after having a Henry last night!

Henry by MrPhilipsLikesGrease April 11, 2011