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On my way to fuck you 🚣🏼
Hey babe, I'm Omwtfu or Hey babe I'm 🚣🏼
omwtfu by What up bitches April 12, 2016
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an acronym for the popular phrase; "On My Way To Fuck Your Bitch." This condensed acronym version is often used as a tag on pictures concerning spontaneous and often whimsical forms of motion and transport.
Bill: Dude this fat guy's on a slip&slide ripping down a hill
Dale: LMFAO DUDE, post and tag it OMWTFYB
omwtfyb by ChiefT March 14, 2014
Related Words
I’ll be omwtfyd if you don’t start acting right
omwtfyd by Jimmythenewtandron August 2, 2020

OMGWTFUN 

Ashley: Hey guys want to go on that roller coaster over there?
Krista: OMGWTFUN! :D Let's GO!
Ashley: YAAY!
OMGWTFUN by ipwnusuk June 2, 2011
Hey man I’m omwtfyb
Omwtfyb by Weeabo killer October 24, 2017
"Hey where you going bro?" "Oh nothing just omwtfyb no big deal."
Omwtfyb by Cracknails666 June 14, 2022
An acronym for “on my way to fuck your mom
Nigga shit yo ass up I’m omwtfym right now
omwtfym by Marmalade’s funeral March 23, 2020
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