in the online-based community, this phrase is used to express extreme objection to a claim.
Often used by loyal fans of a site, character, user or other fandom-related entities do dispute a comparison or implication of equality or superiority.
Stephenie Meyer, author of the Twilight books, is America's J.K. Rowling.
omgwtfNOTPOSSIBLE.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'