OMSZJ

Oh My Sweet Zombie Jesus.
when something completly unbelievable happens to you.

a car misses you by inches when you step out to cross a road.

OMSZJ, did u see that. That was close

by Tom Haines July 1, 2007

omszj

an expresion similar to Oh my god

OMSZJ stands for Oh My Sweet Zombie Jesus

James: dude look at that
John: what?? i cant see anything
James: omszj how can u not see that???

by king beggy July 24, 2007

OMSBJ

Short Type for "Oh my Sweet Baby Jesus" for those sex deprived melodramatic bible thumper's who refuse to say FUCK.

Bible Thumper: "OMSBJ, guess what Ann did!"

Jen: "Fuck off Bible Thumper!"

by KPHOTO88 December 16, 2011

omsbj

abbreviation for the term: Oh my sweet baby Jesus!

*Guy asks girl out over the internets

girl: omsbj! hellz yea!

by Ozai October 1, 2008

OMSJ

Acronym for "Oh my sweet Jesus!" To be used when in states of shock, similar to "OMG".

OMSJ! L dies in Death Note?

by ZuChan May 24, 2009

OMFZJ

OMFZJ
Oh My Fucking Zombie Jesus

Not to be confused with the common autocorrect OMDZJ
Oh My Ducking Zombie Jesus

OMFZJ did you see how low Carrie Fisher's boobs hang?

by KingFett September 20, 2014