OMSZJ

Oh My Sweet Zombie Jesus.
when something completly unbelievable happens to you.

a car misses you by inches when you step out to cross a road.

OMSZJ, did u see that. That was close

OMSZJ by Tom Haines July 1, 2007

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omszj

an expresion similar to Oh my god

OMSZJ stands for Oh My Sweet Zombie Jesus

James: dude look at that
John: what?? i cant see anything
James: omszj how can u not see that???

omszj by king beggy July 24, 2007

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Related Words

OMSZJ • omsbj • OMFZJ • OMSJ

OMSBJ

Short Type for "Oh my Sweet Baby Jesus" for those sex deprived melodramatic bible thumper's who refuse to say FUCK.

Bible Thumper: "OMSBJ, guess what Ann did!"

Jen: "Fuck off Bible Thumper!"

OMSBJ by KPHOTO88 December 16, 2011

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omsbj

abbreviation for the term: Oh my sweet baby Jesus!

*Guy asks girl out over the internets

girl: omsbj! hellz yea!

omsbj by Ozai October 1, 2008

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OMSJ

Acronym for "Oh my sweet Jesus!" To be used when in states of shock, similar to "OMG".

OMSJ! L dies in Death Note?

OMSJ by ZuChan May 24, 2009

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OMFZJ

OMFZJ
Oh My Fucking Zombie Jesus

Not to be confused with the common autocorrect OMDZJ
Oh My Ducking Zombie Jesus

OMFZJ did you see how low Carrie Fisher's boobs hang?

OMFZJ by KingFett September 20, 2014

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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