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Oh My Sweet Zombie Jesus.
when something completly unbelievable happens to you.
a car misses you by inches when you step out to cross a road.

OMSZJ, did u see that. That was close
by Tom Haines June 07, 2007
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an expresion similar to Oh my god

OMSZJ stands for Oh My Sweet Zombie Jesus
James: dude look at that
John: what?? i cant see anything
James: omszj how can u not see that???
by king beggy June 24, 2007
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