OMFZJ 

OMFZJ
Oh My Fucking Zombie Jesus

Not to be confused with the common autocorrect OMDZJ
Oh My Ducking Zombie Jesus

OMFZJ did you see how low Carrie Fisher's boobs hang?

OMFZJ by KingFett September 20, 2014

OMSZJ 

Oh My Sweet Zombie Jesus.
when something completly unbelievable happens to you.

a car misses you by inches when you step out to cross a road.

OMSZJ, did u see that. That was close

OMSZJ by Tom Haines July 1, 2007

OMFJ 

OMFJ simply means Oh my Fucking Jelly, Stronger version of OMJ

OMFJ!

Guy 1: look i drew all of this in 5 minutes only.
Guy 2: really? that's amazing, OMFJ! i envy you

OMFJ by ThatPersonOverthere333-0 August 28, 2012

OMFJ 

The Rasta version of OMFG.

"Oh my fucking Jah"

OMFJ, mon!

OMFJ by Hank McDizzleson May 9, 2010

OMFBJ 

Oh My Fucking Baby Jesus

OMFBJ...did you really lose all your clothes last night?!

OMFBJ by rickrar September 18, 2011

omfz 

Oh My F*cking Zeus. Zues is the greek god of mythology.

omfz! i can't belive he did that.

omfz by T0m|| August 3, 2006

OMFJC 

OMFJC: Oh My Fucking Jesus Christ...a more forceful and vulgar way of saying, the more common, Oh My God (OMG)or Oh My Jesus Christ (OMJC).

OMFJC is considered the "Lords Name in Vain" when spoken without abbrieviation so beware when using.

Person 1: OMFJC!!! I totally just failed that test!!!
Person 2: Dude...lords name in vain. Keep it down
Person 1: Nah...i abbrieviated. No biggy

OMFJC by MsMeglit June 11, 2009