OMFZJ

OMFZJ
Oh My Fucking Zombie Jesus

Not to be confused with the common autocorrect OMDZJ
Oh My Ducking Zombie Jesus

OMFZJ did you see how low Carrie Fisher's boobs hang?

by KingFett September 20, 2014

OMSZJ

Oh My Sweet Zombie Jesus.
when something completly unbelievable happens to you.

a car misses you by inches when you step out to cross a road.

OMSZJ, did u see that. That was close

by Tom Haines July 1, 2007

OMFJ

OMFJ simply means Oh my Fucking Jelly, Stronger version of OMJ

OMFJ!

Guy 1: look i drew all of this in 5 minutes only.
Guy 2: really? that's amazing, OMFJ! i envy you

by ThatPersonOverthere333-0 August 28, 2012

OMFJ

The Rasta version of OMFG.

"Oh my fucking Jah"

OMFJ, mon!

by Hank McDizzleson May 9, 2010

OMFBJ

Oh My Fucking Baby Jesus

OMFBJ...did you really lose all your clothes last night?!

by rickrar September 18, 2011

omfz

Oh My F*cking Zeus. Zues is the greek god of mythology.

omfz! i can't belive he did that.

by T0m|| August 3, 2006

OMFJC

OMFJC: Oh My Fucking Jesus Christ...a more forceful and vulgar way of saying, the more common, Oh My God (OMG)or Oh My Jesus Christ (OMJC).

OMFJC is considered the "Lords Name in Vain" when spoken without abbrieviation so beware when using.

Person 1: OMFJC!!! I totally just failed that test!!!
Person 2: Dude...lords name in vain. Keep it down
Person 1: Nah...i abbrieviated. No biggy

by MsMeglit June 11, 2009