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omneg = oh my non existant god!

computer chat exclamation for non believers
omneg! i can't believe you just wrote that!!!
omneg! by jebstewart October 10, 2004
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An alternate version of 'OMG'
Pronounced 'oh-am-nay-gee!', it's a short for 'Oh My Non-Existent God,' instead of the usual 'Oh My God!'
If you don't believe in God, use this instead of OMG.
Believer: Did you know, my friend crossed the streets yesterday and he wasn't hurt AT ALL!

Nonbeliever: OMNEG!
OMNEG by Taniaetc March 22, 2011
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omneg OMNG omeg omfneg Omnes Omnee Omnel omneo Omner OMNFG
Oh my non existent god.
Term is used by atheists, obviously.
OMNEG, It's raining!
OMNEG by Miss Asdafs August 1, 2009
a version of 'omg' for all the athiests out there. stands for 'oh my non existent god'
'omneg...she didnt? with him?'
'i know, omneg how gross!'
omneg by Muse February 21, 2004
An atheists use of the popular OMG phrase. Oh My Non-Existent God.
Chick 1:Did u see that purse Jenny just bought?
Chick 2:OMNEG! IT IS SEXYLICIOUS!
OMNEG by sheen13 April 12, 2009
Short for: Oh My Non Existing God
Omg for atheists
OMNEG did you see what laura did to michael last night?
OMNEG by oeloftheossap May 3, 2018
What atheists use to start most of their exclamatory sentences.

Abbreviation for 'Oh My Non-existent God!'
Example 1:
Theist: You can't disprove the existent of God.
Atheist: OMNG, I don't think I can explain the concept of burden of proof to you one more time!

Example 2:
Theist: Jesus loves you, you know.
Atheist: OMNG, would you please step off my lawn!
OMNG by Malleus Dei December 20, 2010
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