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omneg! by jebstewart October 10, 2004
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OMNEG
An alternate version of 'OMG'
Pronounced 'oh-am-nay-gee!', it's a short for 'Oh My Non-Existent God,' instead of the usual 'Oh My God!'
If you don't believe in God, use this instead of OMG.
Pronounced 'oh-am-nay-gee!', it's a short for 'Oh My Non-Existent God,' instead of the usual 'Oh My God!'
If you don't believe in God, use this instead of OMG.
Believer: Did you know, my friend crossed the streets yesterday and he wasn't hurt AT ALL!
Nonbeliever: OMNEG!
Nonbeliever: OMNEG!
OMNEG
OMNEG by Miss Asdafs August 1, 2009
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OMNEG
OMNEG by oeloftheossap May 3, 2018
OMNG
What atheists use to start most of their exclamatory sentences.
Abbreviation for 'Oh My Non-existent God!'
Abbreviation for 'Oh My Non-existent God!'
Example 1:
Theist: You can't disprove the existent of God.
Atheist: OMNG, I don't think I can explain the concept of burden of proof to you one more time!
Example 2:
Theist: Jesus loves you, you know.
Atheist: OMNG, would you please step off my lawn!
Theist: You can't disprove the existent of God.
Atheist: OMNG, I don't think I can explain the concept of burden of proof to you one more time!
Example 2:
Theist: Jesus loves you, you know.
Atheist: OMNG, would you please step off my lawn!
OMNG by Malleus Dei December 20, 2010
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